Director: Avi Nesher
Cast: Sandahl Bergman, David Goss, Harrison Muller Jr., Gordon Mitchell, Cyrus Elias, David Brandon, David Traylor and Nello Pazzafini!
Plot & Notes: Allegedly based on H. Rider Haggard's adventure novel, which is one of the best selling novels in modern literature, by way of a fever-dream brought on by spicy sausages and blotter acid. A couple of sword-wielding post-apocalyptic adventurers set out to rescue a kidnapped sister and run afoul of She the leader of a city of women who is at war with Hector, leader of a viscous gang of wasteland marauders called the Norks. Got it? Ok, now you can just forget all that, place a pillow at your feet and let your jaw hit the floor.
I remember my friends and I being all excited about seeing the film back when it came out. Sandahl Bergman + Sword = Awesome, right? Oh man, we had no idea what we were in for. Minds were blown that night.
Print Version: Remastered, widescreen and uncut!
Status: Released on VHS way back when, never on DVD in the US.
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Hi guys, just a quick note to mention that I tried posting a comment about the latest post on the Beyond the Grave blog but the Comments function wasn't working. I could write the comment, but the Post Comment button was not showing for me. I know Blogger has been flakey of late so I thought I'd say it... Anyway, what I wanted to say re: The "Never Got Made" Files #67: BLOODY PULP (1982) post was:
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